Til Death: Reanimated

an alien creature is sleeping in a dark room, hidden away from the rest of the meteor. He sneeps and snorks as he lies under a comfortable bed and covers

12:18 PM

he should be woken up, but how?

Exposed cord: Spark.

> Exposed cord: Spark.

@ectoMycologist - jump

you jolt up

2:42 PM

WUUUU!! (WHAT??!)

2:43 PM

you get up, and flick on the light. It's only a tiny lightbulb eluminating the room, but it's something.

2:45 PM

your name is Ufallo Ballah, you don't really have memory of your life prior to this place, but you do know someone else lives here. You like games and eating, you spend most of your time sleeping and eating in the #kitchen . You also like trolling the human who lives here. He doesn't know you live here, but you leave gross stains around the place to fuck with him. You make a wuuu sound a lot, but you can speak normal fluent English if you want to. What should you do in this barren room?

youve waited long enough, so you leave the room. And walk to the #kitchen

you enter your room and watch some of Earth's interesting show, Hells Kitchen

You open the door and-

(he walks in like this)

you are watching the famous "Gordon Ramsay" yell at a poor blind woman for fucking up her cooking

5:57 PM

you slowly turn over to look at flint

5:57 PM

5:59 PM

you slowly wave at the human you've been fucking with for a long while

You. Slowly close the door.

WUUUU!! (WAIT)

6:02 PM

wuu. (Nvm.)

You peek your head back into the room

6:03 PM

whuh

wuuu (want to watch kitchen nightmares)

You have a genuinely confused expression.

You don't understand.

wuuuuu (are you fucking stupid)

my guy i dont understand baby noises

wuuuu (fuck you)

6:12 PM

you throw him a little remote, looks like a little translator

It whaps you in the face.

6:13 PM

ow. asshole.

6:13 PM

You hold it.

6:13 PM

the hell is this

he signals to point it at him

.. You point the remote at the guy.

wuuu (can you understand me? Literally everyone else can understand me)

somewhat you've got about as sarcastic of a voice as mine now

wuuu (... Blegh.)

6:18 PM

wuuu (Ive talked to other humans, they seemed to understand me.)

6:18 PM

wuuu (I think you are just dumb.)

probably.

wuuu (I felt a loud crash in my sleep... Did we crash?)

no

6:22 PM

the meteor's been stationary

6:22 PM

why are you talking to me like we're crewmates i have no fucking idea who you are

6:24 PM

the meteor's been stationary for, to my knowledge, around 4 years before i was born

6:24 PM

or 3. dunno. didnt bother researching my own home

wuuu (I've been sleeping off and on. Maybe that wire woke me up?)

where are you From

wuuu (I forgot)

( @ectoMycologist

(shit i got distracted

.. wait what do you MEAN you forgot

@Flint Turing (@ectoMycologist) - jump wuuu (about four years ago, I just kinda woke up here! Dunno where I came from or who I even am)

..

do you have a NAME

6:52 PM

because i just finally named myself a couple years ago

6:52 PM

flint. i know my last name is supposed to be turing so

6:52 PM

flint turing

wuuu (yeah, Ufallo Ballah)

6:53 PM

wuuu (all I know is that I'm slimey and not like you)

no shit

Obvious stain on your shirt.

wuuu (I've been eating your food for four years)

thaaats why i keep having to restock. some board members said there was probably a big rat man but i always thought there was so meone else here

6:55 PM

i myself am a local cryptid so it wouldnt be too far off to assume that i might be experiencing SOMETHING paranormal

6:55 PM

well if not a national cryptid due to the meteor being a famous anomaly

6:56 PM

second to the lady liberty body dump.

6:56 PM

that's a fun one

6:57 PM

so uh. as you know im flint, and you're.. ufallo. alright okay gotta remember that one

wuuu (so you've just. Haven't left this meteor?)

oh i have

wuuu (should I?)

the people up in brandon love me and haven't suspected a cryptid among them

6:58 PM

they just know me as that one kid that stops by for snacks every month or so

wuuu (cool! They will know me as the.. uhm.. the uh)

wuuu (should I?)

@Ufallo Ballah (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump i mean then theyd know there's infact meteor MEN instead of just the meteor MAN.

wuuu (so?)

surprised i havent been pulled over for driving an ATV with expired tags

7:00 PM

i mean i steal license plates and cash from people im not completely clean but i havent been caught and arrested due to me not being a legal citizen of either country.

wuuu (what's an ATV)

all terrain vehicle

7:01 PM

basically like a souped up motorcycle with 4 wheels

wuuu (no clue what that is)

7:03 PM

wuuu (I am gonna leave the meteor then!)

its late so you'd be safe going out

7:06 PM

like its dark-ish so youd actually see some pretty things in the sky called stars

wuuu (okay!!)

((gonna go offline for a bit

alright

( @ectoMycologist I'm back

wuuu (I'm leaving then!)

8:16 PM

he gets up, and walks out the dark room. He leaves the meteor , as well

well jeez seeya

Flint Turing

the people up in brandon love me and haven't suspected a cryptid among them

among

you enter the dark room, you remember everything

7:18 PM

you feel like nothing. A sad static fills your thoughts

The door creaks open

hey bud you alright

you are staring at the ceiling

7:57 PM

...

the quiet buzz of the light looms in the room

Jared perks around the corner, eyes wide.

7:58 PM

Whasdis.

...

7:58 PM

(room. It's. My room)

8u

...

8:00 PM

(flint why are you in here)

you walked off. thought I should check on my. yknow. bud

(I walked off. 50 minutes ago.)

the luigi to my mario- wait no the tails to my sonic- you get what I mean

You are. A fuckin goober... Goober boy...

8:01 PM

You pap Flint's face.

(how do you deal with the fact that you ruined a man's life?)

8 ,

8:02 PM

Uh... Well

8:03 PM

first uh, ya talk, of course...

8:03 PM

And uh,

8:03 PM

Want, a brownie?

(I don't eat sweets.)

uh. you do realize i ruined like 7 billion people's lives right

Ah.

You slide the smuggled brownie back into your pants pocket.

(are they killing your close ones because of that choice?)

8:04 PM

..

he nearly killed you and he killed penny (edited)

(how do you deal with remembering your entire life)

WAIT PENNY

lol

freudian slip

they killed penny.....you bastards

//I was so hoping ufalloh would take the brownie and get blitzed...

still fucked up about whats going on in mod chat

8:05 PM

kek

uh.

(that thing, is keysei.)

i dont. know.

You come in and sit down near him.

(what I remember is that, we were related.)

You sit crisscross on the floor.

(edited)

(im a mutant to my kind. And so is he?)

8:06 PM

(we are both. Snails and slugs)

8:06 PM

(I don't know why we fought. Before and now)

8:07 PM

(is it bad that I want to forgive him?)

Never bad to forgive man...

8:08 PM

Better than. Staying mad. Forever..

8:08 PM

Sucks. It sucks.

(one memory I can't scratch is my.. mom?)

8:08 PM

(all I remember is bright flash after she hugged me.)

8:09 PM

(and the next memory I have is me working at a coffee shop.)

8:13 PM

you sit up, and look to the ground

8:13 PM

(penny is alright, probably.)

I hope.

(my other session mate is a life player. She can easily revive her if she tries hard enough)

Ditto

god my fucking hotboy shirt is ruined

THE HORROR

you lay down in bed

I also have a hole in my chest

(do you have non brownie stuff?)

Btw that shirt is like. TOTALLY accurate

((dream give him weed

YES

8:14 PM

YES

You lift up your shirt. Gross chest hole.

8:15 PM

:looks like a vagina mid period gross

(do you have non brownie stuff?)

@Ufallo Ballah (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump If yer lookin for something grassy I can get ya something grassy

(please)

You like cucumbers right I'll do that

8:16 PM

BRB MY LOVES

(yeah)

Here ya go my slimy pal... Weedcumbers...

8:17 PM

You hand Ufallo some WEED CUCUMBERS.

(idk what weed is but)

8:18 PM

nom

Makes ya a BIT silly

8:18 PM

8Y

you just get sleepy

8:18 PM

you fall asleep

That too 8u

snrk

8:23 PM

ill leave you two to it

Don't walk too fast on the way out I like the view..

8:23 PM

Shit I gotta stop talking

make sure he doesnt choke on his own spit or something

8:24 PM

seeya queers

You get up and walk out.

You got it sir

You salute.

Flint Turing

make sure he doesnt choke on his own spit or something

// BREAKING BAD REFERENCE

you wake up, and slowly float out into the hallway

Jared just kinda chuckles at this and wanders out of the room. (edited)

you spin around, as it's still dark, but to your liking. It's so warm in here now, you love it.

4:14 PM

you begin to lay in bed and snooze. You are very tired

you spin around, now awake after a few

4:52 PM

you start to play your piano, next to the pipe organ

4:53 PM

https://on.soundcloud.com/hYGRi

4:55 PM

you hear a thud, and go out to check

4:57 PM

you enter in here, and place Katie on your comfy bed.

4:57 PM

you restart the tune on your piano

Hubris.

the melody is calming

(( @DreamilyDrifting should Katie wake from the melody

// in a little bit!

((alright!

GhuUH

5:26 PM

You bolt up.

5:26 PM

...

5:26 PM

What the hell just happened?

(hm?)

5:27 PM

you continue playing your melody, And greet Katie

5:28 PM

(you fell down the stairs and knocked yourself out. People were mad at you, and your shirt ripped. In my spare time I kinda just slipped my sweater onto you so you weren't uncomfortable)

...

5:29 PM

MY SHIRT RIPPED???

(yes)

FUCK! Your shirt is RUINED!

5:29 PM

You- gh, fuck. Your head hurts like hell. Your body aches too.

(you should rest, if you need food I can grab you something)

Ugh... Everything hurts like hell. (edited)

(I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help? (

...Uh, got some cucumber water?

//

(sure thing, it's really the only water I drink)

5:32 PM

you take out some cucumber water and hand it to her

You take the water, giving a confused but pleased look to the alien.

5:32 PM

Polite sippage. Sip!

5:33 PM

Reeeefreshing. Mmm.

5:33 PM

You've got some class, alien thing.

5:34 PM

....What are you, anyway.

(a slug, my name's Ufallo)

5:34 PM

(I like to play the piano)

Pretty big for a slug.

(haha, I suppose)

...I play piano too. Parents made me take lessons till I was 15.

5:36 PM

I don't really like playing though.

(fair, what are your hobbies?)

Ugh.

5:37 PM

Can you... Just stop pretending to be nice to me already? It's annoying.

(pretending?)

What do you want from me. Sex, or something? Money?

(no, no no!)

5:38 PM

(I brought you to my room because you were knocked out and people outside were mad at you)

5:38 PM

(I didn't want to see you get hurt even more, do I brought you here.)

...Why? (edited)

(you seem nice underneath your demeanor)

Snrk yeah right.

(you deserve more than a single chance, everyone does)

5:39 PM

(you can keep my sweater, I hope it's comfy)

(you deserve more than a single chance, everyone does)

@Ufallo Ballah (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump ...I don't, though. But whatever.

(everyone does, trust me)

...

(do you want me to get any food for you?)

I'll...

5:40 PM

I'll take a salad, I guess.

(alright, make yourself at home)

5:41 PM

you stand up, and walk out to go get a salad

...Tha...

5:41 PM

He's already gone.

5:41 PM

...Thank you.

5:41 PM

...

5:42 PM

...He probably just wants something from you.

5:42 PM

Why can't he just be nice?

5:43 PM

...

you enter again, and hand her a salad with a spoon and fork. Depends on preference really

5:44 PM

you sit down on your piano chair, and eat your salad

Munch, munch.

So what's it like on mars, slug?

(mars? I didn't live in Mars)

5:45 PM

(I lived on a planet named ubuu)

5:45 PM

(it was calm there though. Everyone was nice to each other)

5:46 PM

(I hope the salad is nice, the salads here are made from the lettuce grown here so.)

5:46 PM

(it's all fresh)

Sounds fun. Why'd you leave?

Munch, much.

(a game called SBURB, played with some friends.. I miss it honestly)

(I hope the salad is nice, the salads here are made from the lettuce grown here so.)

@Ufallo Ballah (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump ...It's okay.

This is delicious.

(less about me, tell me about yourself)

Ugh. What is there to say?

5:48 PM

...

5:48 PM

...I collect... Knives.

5:48 PM

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT

(oh? Can I see?)

5:51 PM

(knife collecting is pretty cool)

...Why not? You take out your POCKET KNIFE.

5:54 PM

I have better ones than this, at home. And in my car. And my purse.

(oh! That looks cool)

5:55 PM

(home? If you need me to bring you there I can)

...No.

(alright)

5:57 PM

(you can stay here all you want by the way)

5:57 PM

(as long as you don't mind me playing my piano)

I think your friends don't want me here.

5:59 PM

They're probably right. I should be back at one of my empty mansions. Living it up.

5:59 PM

Ugh.

(you can stay in my room then, I can bring in a bed for you)

6:00 PM

(or I can talk to flint to see if you can stay)

hey cucumber bo-

6:01 PM

there you are you swindling bitch

(hey hey hey stop!)

6:02 PM

(she is dealing with a headache rn :( )

O_O

(katie missed the fuck out and didnt get to see dream flint without a shirt (she has no idea) (edited)

Oh, there you are, space boy.

im not gonna behead her jeez i was curious as to where she went after she scaled the meteor

Awww, you were worried about me!

6:03 PM

Cute.

(please do not insult her)

6:04 PM

(also, is she allowed to stay in the meteor with all of us?)

fine. not like i can stop her

6:04 PM

miss several mansions

You lean against the doorframe smugly.

>:(

Yeah, mister ass creeper.

you blow a gust of wind at flint. It pushes him over

oh my god it was an expression- D'OH-

Wanna take another look? You clearly couldn't get enough of it before.

DOOF.

6:06 PM

oh my god QUIT

Your face flushes red with both frustration and embarassment.

(hehe)

its not like im already recovering from being oggled at

6:06 PM

seriously i have never felt so flustered with my shirt off in a public setting before

6:06 PM

AND IVE GONE INTO A COSTCO SHIRTLESS!

6:07 PM

that was back before i started using protein powder shits disgusting but it works

You imagine this for a second, but immediately disregard it as the boy is quite scrawny.

used to get called skeleton before i bulked up slightly.

6:08 PM

slightly as in "climbing a ladder a bunch"

...Okay then. Are you trying to impress me or something?

no im just talking out my ass

Better your ass than mine. You know, the one you were staring at. ;)

you study Katie's mood changes

STOP!

Snrk!

(you seem flustered flint)

6:10 PM

(do you want to hear me play my piano to cool off?)

(( @ectoMycologist

im FINE

6:13 PM

since when did you play piano

:(

6:14 PM

(then leave) (edited)

nono im curious now

6:15 PM

play us a song mr piano man

Come sit by me spacey boy.

A tall, dark figure looms up behind Flint.

1

im sorry what the FUCK

6:15 PM

You turn around.

Wh-

Howdy. :)

Oh it's just Mary.

(?)

JESUS CHRIST

6:16 PM

I ABOUT PISSED MYSELF HOLY FUCK

Ah, sorry fer scarin' you darlin'!!

(i cant unread marigold as applejack

I'm guessing people just kinda show up here.

(my brony status is ruining me

(I suppose)

6:17 PM

you sit next to Katie

Nah just I can. I can transport from one place t' the next quick as a flash!

wait like what i did outside with slav?

6:17 PM

i cant do it now but i was able to like. flashstep and teleport

Is it the same weird power crap the aliens got going on?

(maybe)

I'unno, we left a while ago darlin'.

6:18 PM

Marigold looks at Katie strangely. Her expression is unreadable.

your accent is incredible

You return a smug grin.

Have I... seen ya before honey? Y'look familiar.

youre mary right

Mhm! Marigold Abella, that's my here name, partner.

only reason i say that is because we have the same eyes.

Your irises are a bright red, matching hers.

6:20 PM

... dont know how to tell you this but im your dad but also not todd explained it to me

I noticed! it ain't exactly normal ain't it?

you lay down next to Katie

fuckin

HSHSHAAHVah HB z

(todd jumpscare

No yeah I know! I done did figure it out.

also todd mentioned an adult me running around in your guys' playthrough

6:21 PM

was that true

There is NO way that goober has had sex.

(what is a sex Katie)

(UFALLO DONT

Yeah partner! you were all over the place. hell even my mother's scannin' equips couldn't find ya sometimes!

You want an explanation or a demonstration? (edited)

like how much ass did i kick on your end i genuinely want multiple perspectives on this

Katie Thompson

You want an explanation or a demonstration? (edited)

vine boob

You want an explanation or a demonstration?

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump Gurl if you so much as lay a finger on that boy I'll crush you into a block o'meat.

(all the explanations I got from humans are sloppy)

Damn okay girl!

(oh shit)

6:23 PM

but you get me right if you heard that another version of you was a fucking god of destruction youd want to hear about it right

(all the explanations I got from humans are sloppy)

@Ufallo Ballah (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump Yeah that's... Kinda how it is.

:(

6:23 PM

(but I wanted a demonstration I was really wondering!!) (Maybe later)

im not crazy am i

Well I didn't see ya much, but you saved me back on my planet from a horde of ogre's lookin' to tear me a new one!

(but I wanted a demonstration I was really wondering!!) (Maybe later)

@Ufallo Ballah (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump Pfft... ;)

:D

Gurl. (edited)

(crow quick dm question I'll dm you it answer when you can

damn i also was heroic

okay ^_^)

maybe the consorts ARE right about my ass being giving

you continue to lay next to Katie

more gunshots are heard echoing

Marigold glances over.

Okay snap I gotta run. sounds like trubble.

Gurl.

@Marigold Abella (@SPOOKY CROW) - jump

You tilt your head and give a smug smile.

10 boonbucks says it was isaac

I'll be back faster than a hootin' nanny!!!

She jogs off, holding her goggles to her head.

one of my own somewhat

Okay you DIDN'T have sex right. Like there is NO way.

(Katie can you show me what a sex is later)

6:29 PM

(I'm utterly confused)

You want to think he's acting dumb on purpose, but you can't help but see this as genuine.

6:30 PM

Uh... I'll... Tell you about it. Yeah.

(yay thanks)

6:30 PM

:D

(( I saw.

@ectoMycologist

theres no fucking way i did

6:36 PM

apparently it was some alternate universe sciency bullshit

Ah, that makes more sense.

machine surrogates like in rick and morty i think ill ask the deets later

...Ew.

yeah that was a bad comment nvm

(Rick and Morty?)

lewd and crude show for adults that i for some reason watch

6:39 PM

the shows writing is actual dick cheese at times and sometimes its theatric as fuck

(I thought they were your parents!)

*SNORT*

6:39 PM

KH-, PFFFFFF-

-HAW!!!!!

Marigold teleports in here and nearly knocks Flint over.

WHOOPS (edited)

GH, Welcome, pfff, back, ???

WHAT the HELL

Sorry partner!!! this transport ain't exactly no surgery specific science.

How do you all get these dumb powers anyway?

I dun did diddly dun darn did play through Sburb once before, y'hear!!

6:44 PM

I know my way 'round the old oddly circular cinder block!

6:44 PM

...cindersphere? cindercylinder???

6:45 PM

Cindyler?????

Sburb again, huh.

6:45 PM

And - god, your energy is SICKENING, please continue.

incipisphere

You're reading a map on the far back wall. A few planets surrounded by a set of meteors. A blue sphere with clouds marks the center.

6:48 PM

is. that where we are?

Marigold whips around to look.

I think so! I never unnerstood sburb terminologies very darn well though.

Were in the incipisphere. Yeah

Todd floats in limply, his negative bodybeat bringing the room from a comfortable neutral temperature to a chilly cold running down everyone's spine.

JEEZE partner!! you dun scared me half to death!

Youve done worse

Fair 'nuff.

Yay, more people.

(its too cold)

(( noah

Yeah, kinda chilly.

Todd stares at Katie. His expression is unreadable with those shades, but his glare feels apprehensive.

...Like what you see?

(can i hug onto you)

6:53 PM

: (

Dont fucking say that

6:53 PM

Youre like my mother thats fucking weird

Damn, you were the one staringwHAT

HUH

(can i hug onto you)

@Ufallo Ballah (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump (Uhhh...? S, sure...?)

Of course Im gonna stare youre my rich voyeur supermodel asshole grandma from another timeline its weird as hell

Oh jeeze. you sure?

Yeah do I look like Im joking

(Uhhh...? S, sure...?)

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump

you hold onto Katie, you warm each other up

// THEY'RE RELATED??

(as are flint and mary

6:56 PM

(and apollo

(what the fuck is going on

// yeah but i didn't know katie was the newly selected person that people were related to

aloe bama

(what the fuck is going on

// hell if i know there's so many damn plot threads

(my kids (the couchlocked kids) are from a different session and related ectobiologically to a few different kids in this session, which counts as a scratched timeline with far different events and sburb mechanics that were never touched upon in basegame)

...

What

ectoMycologist pinned a message to this channel. 11/16/2022 6:58 PM

Whats that look even for

Well I Think This Is KIND Of A Bombshell To Drop

it wasnt that hard when you told me about mary and apollo earlier what the FUCK

(family reunion!)

Well thats because youre not my grandma and also youre not weird.

Y- You... Y. There's no way. NO way.

7:00 PM

THAT'S.

Man I want to talk about this as much as you do this is weird as fuck for me

...

PFFHAHAHAHAHA

7:00 PM

and you said theres no way I FUCKED??

Yeah Im outtie 9000 peace

7:00 PM

Todd left the room.

WELL THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT I'VE HAD-

7:00 PM

Uh.

you are still holding onto Katie

WHORE

(what's a whore)

7:01 PM

: D

You are menacingly pointing at Katie. That was an extremely loud and dramatic voice.

YOU FUCKING MISOGYNIST I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX

AND IM NOT?

I'M GONNA KILL YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT!

COME AND GET BE

7:01 PM

ME

(you have sex?? Is it like rar-)

Mich pokes his head inside.

FUCK

what the fuck was that

//PAUSE FOR A MINUTE

((alright

What the fuck is going on?

7:01 PM

((oki

You tackle flint to the ground.

7:05 PM

RAAAAAAGH

GET THIS CRAZY BITCH OFF ME SHES GONNA RAPE ME

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ectoMycologist pinned a message to this channel. 11/16/2022 7:05 PM

(EEP!)

EW WHAT????

HAH! SHOCK VALUE

7:06 PM

You deck her in the face

IM. IM PUNCHING YOU. IM HITTING YOU!!!

Woah!!! woah woah woah

Marigold holds both hands out and separates the two, holding Flint against the ground and Katie in the air.

I'M- *DOOF*

(they fight like siblings)

7:06 PM

(its so good)

you walk over to flint

on the floor.

Stop fightin' you roughhousing lil' freaks!

you have a look in your eyes as you stand over him

UUUUGH!

it kinda makes flint uncomfortable

WHAT A LITTLE LOSER!

ufallo please stop looking at me like that

Keep doing it.

Mich is just standing in the doorway, dumbfounded.

Don't do that.

>you continue to look at him, but walk over to Katie and grab her hand to pick her up

You spout a few words through gritted teeth

WAITUNTILIGETMYHANDSONYOU

Ohhh I've had ENOUGH of that boy!

IM GONNA TEAR YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF

(STOP)

7:08 PM

(FLINT. OUT)

Shut it, loser! You wish you could lay your hands on this fine ass body!

can i get some context please what the hell is this

Marigold sighs and picks the both of them up with her spacey thing. She takes them out.

She... What? pleasedonthurtme

7:09 PM

DEAD.

you are frustrated.

katie, marigold, flint -> #long-hallway

Mich scratches his head, before stepping in and looking at Ufallo.

7:10 PM

uh

7:10 PM

hey

7:10 PM

you got any clue what that was

you ignore the other person. You sit down at your pipe organ, and start to play. It's breeze of melody reaches the hallway

7:10 PM

https://youtu.be/hTpm_sDz62M

Tyler Durrdurdur

Pipeorgankind

Mich just sighs.

7:12 PM

alright par for the course whatever

7:12 PM

He just slumps against a wall and listens.

you stand up, and walk out

man

7:22 PM

im really never gonna figure out what the fuck is going on am i

7:22 PM

He leaves as well.

IM DUMB

you enter your room, and play your pipe organ

9:31 PM

it's the same melody as before

https://youtu.be/hTpm_sDz62M

Tyler Durrdurdur

Pipeorgankind

you are still playing

(( @DreamilyDrifting if you want Katie to come in here

// I know I was planning to

((I might be a minute because I'm having a breakdown!! But yeah

You walk in and lean on the doorway.

...Hey. Nice playing.

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

((I might be a minute because I'm having a breakdown!! But yeah

Aw what's happening :(

(yeah bruh are you ok

...Hey. Nice playing.

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump (oh, thank you Katie)

Don't worry bout it.

you stop and look at Katie

(What brings you to my room?)

You're pretty worn out from today. Lotta bullshit. You also might have a concussion. You think you're gonna wind down.

11:02 PM

Tired. Long day.

(ah, fair enough)

...Uh, you don't mind if I get comfortable do you?

(go right ahead, I uh, didn't have time to add your bed)

...pfff. Perv. Whatevs.

(uh, what's a perv?) :3

You pull out your NIGHTGOWN from your PURSE MODUS, and proceed to change into it.

11:05 PM

Nothing!

(oh ok)

You place your clothes into your purse, and hop into bed, body spread out and comfy. Ahhh.

11:07 PM

This feels less cold and empty than your bed at 'home'. You feel comforted, for once.

(uhm... You look nice)

Mmm...

11:09 PM

You're too nice, you know that?

11:09 PM

Someone's gonna take advantage of you.

(are you sure?)

Maybe not.

//Maud enters chat

...

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

//Maud enters chat

so true

Just... Don't be a pushover.

11:10 PM

I know what that's like.

11:10 PM

It sucks.

(will do)

11:10 PM

(do you want me to sleep on the floor for you to be more comfortable?)

//btw I fucking love the vibe here so much

((ufallos room is painted blue, it looks like a blue tornado with leaves. It's a calming, warn, room

11:11 PM

((warm*

Please don't leave me alone.

...Go ahead and sleep on the bed, you goober.

(okay!)

11:12 PM

(can I change into some pajamas?)

Do what you want, man! None of my business.

you take off your garb, and switch into some comfy pajamas.. for a slug you are actually pretty built

Hot damn.

you slide into bed, all comfy

(yoooo ufallo ripped fr fr

(he's the gigachad of slugs

(goodnight Katie)

SNNNNNZZZZZZ

:3

11:18 PM

zzzzzz

Sophia sticks her head in.

11:59 PM

Is this where that- Oh.

11:59 PM

Yeah, I think this is where that music was coming from

11:59 PM

You two sleep well...........

11:59 PM

Sophia leaves.

zzzzzz zz

You open your eyes.

12:06 PM

...

12:06 PM

What the HELL are you doing???

12:06 PM

In some fucking ROCK, palling around with ALIENS, threatening people with KNIVES?

12:06 PM

Ugh. This is stupid.

12:07 PM

You need... To go...

12:07 PM

...'Home'.

12:07 PM

Ugh...

12:07 PM

Why did you let yourself get roped into this garbage.

12:07 PM

Why couldn't you have stayed home.

12:08 PM

Why are you seeking this chaotic thrill.

12:08 PM

...You know why. But you feel gross. You should be at home, doing your hair, makeup, talking to your 'friends', shopping for more worthless clothes to wear.

12:09 PM

Maybe buy another car to never drive.

12:09 PM

...

12:09 PM

Whatever. You're leaving.

12:09 PM

You slip out of bed and gather your things. Hah. You've done this so many times it comes to you naturally.

12:10 PM

Well... This time you didn't have meaningless sex with the person in the bed.

12:10 PM

Ufallo...

12:10 PM

Too nice.

12:10 PM

You slip out of the room.

you continue to sleep

you wake up, you had that dream again

4:16 PM

you keep thinking about that... Thing.

4:17 PM

you get up, and notice Katie left

4:17 PM

you are glad you helped her out, even if it was just a bit

4:18 PM

you stand up, and walk to flints room to gather his laundry

you scurry into your room, slam the door shut and shake in a corner of the room

6:26 PM

it's dark, you are terrified, you don't want to be hurt, you are terrified. You. Are. Terrified.

the room spins around as you sit in the corner. Cold, blue wind spins around you, encasing you in an egg like shape

(( @DreamilyDrifting ? :3

you've calmed down a lot

8:02 PM

you get to thinking on some stuff

8:03 PM

you are still scared, but you think of fear, and what made you so scared

8:07 PM

nobody came to see you, it's been a while. You pick up a magazine you grabbed from the table in the living room

8:10 PM

you crouch down and sigh

8:10 PM

you've regained all your memories , but all that has been on your mind for a goal is

8:10 PM

to touch some tits.

WHAT

8:11 PM

HOLY...CRAP!

you continue to look at the porn magazine. It doesn't really ring something in you, nor the thought of touching them. You are just. Curious?

ufallos dick don't work ufallos dick don't work et cetera

embarassing lack of libido

the only feeling you've had after god tiering again was fear, and a nervousness unfelt before, around Katie

8:14 PM

you feel the need to be unknowingly nice to her, more nice at least. You stop thinking, as you gently play your piano

After a while, Mich rolls up and knocks on the door.

the door opens

8:17 PM

you are playing the piano, it's a sad, sorrowful melody

Mich steps in, but on noticing Ufallo playing, just leans on the wall next to the door, listening and waiting for them to finish.

https://youtu.be/sBQXzKKfhAQ

Syts

MOST BEAUTIFUL PIANO SONG YOU'VE NEVER HEARD - "Redemption"

8:20 PM

the sound echos throughout the room. It almost feels like a gust of wind calms, but dreads the soul.

8:21 PM

you continue to play, letting your emotions out with a melody, as beautiful as your home planet ubuu

8:21 PM

you let out a tear, it drips, and drops onto piano keys

8:22 PM

you are the heir of breath, but the only breaths you can take are in-between notes, you gasp at air as you cry more, the melody getting louder, and louder

8:23 PM

the smell of a paradise blooms, as the room gets brighter and brighter, until he stops

8:25 PM

you sigh deeply, and wipe the tears off your face. It's been a long week. And it's getting worse by every minute. You are talented, you are freedom in the air, but what has happened? Your freedom has fizzled out and you are confined to a meteor because of earth

8:26 PM

you wish for the sorrowful end to your story, but you wish to flourish, more and more, you are conflicted, and lost.

8:26 PM

you sit on your chair, sad, without any major goals

8:26 PM

does freedom exist anymore? Or is it a myth

8:26 PM

you wish to be back home. But that dream is long gone.

Once the music was finished, Mich would wait a bit before stepping forward.

8:28 PM

youre pretty good with the piano, dude

8:28 PM

that was a pretty nice song

(thank you.)

8:29 PM

(I didn't know you entered)

yeah sorry

8:30 PM

door opened when i knocked but you seemed pretty focused so i didnt wanna interrupt

(I'm just. Scared, and alone)

8:30 PM

(so much has happened, and I don't understand why)

Mich nodded, stepping closer and just leaning on the wall.

8:34 PM

i get that

8:34 PM

lived by myself for years after my parents died, shit sucks

8:34 PM

That brings up the nothing feeling again and he slightly winces and rubs a temple, but he pushes through it.

8:34 PM

been a long day

(my goal is fucking dumb, I've gained and done everything, but the only goal I have now, is... To touch something)

Mich shrugged.

8:37 PM

far as im concerned no goals stupid if it means something to you

8:37 PM

and even then a stupid goals better than no goal

(.. yeah)

Mich nodded and pat Ufallo on the shoulder.

8:43 PM

shit might be looking grim right now but well find a way past it if we keep looking for one

8:43 PM

we got a ton of people here and a good few of them have funky magic powers

8:43 PM

those military peeps cant keep us back forever

(thanks)

no prob

8:49 PM

you ever needa talk again, ill prolly be free

8:49 PM

He waves, and curls up, rolling off again.

you've been looking at the magazine again

2:35 PM

you want to leave the meteor

2:36 PM

you feel like talking to them could work

2:36 PM

you leave your room, and go outside

you blast in here and slam your door. This anger won't go away

5:58 PM

your heart and soul is bubbling, as you grow more and more mad

5:58 PM

a bright lime aura glows around you, you are fed up with everyone

5:59 PM

you collapse to the floor. Your skin turns a dark black

//he's going grimdark and if anyone has an issue you can sob about it

you are full of rage

6:05 PM

the door locks, as wind flows around the room.

6:05 PM

you sit there in a hurricane of wind

the room is locked

6:16 PM

it sounds like a hurricane

You rap your knuckles on the door

aye ufallo you

8:43 PM

alright in there

it sounds like a hurricane

>

@ectoMycologist

1 is nogo 2 is go: 1d2 (1) Total: 1

>

8:45 PM

ufallo are you okay in there

(hes not coming in but he isnt leaving)

Flint: bust down the door.

You take a piece of the wall and begin smashing in the door.

OPEN UP

the door bursts open

8:54 PM

it flings flint backward

(( @ectoMycologist

AUGH

9:17 PM

dude wtf is going on are you good

the hurricanes wind stop at a halt. A dark figure stands in the middle of the room

9:22 PM

feelings compressed, until explosion. Forgotten by all, left to rot, waiting for the world to drop.

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Result: 1d20 (17) Total: 17

sharp winds slam flint into the wall

@ectoMycologist ))

Blood spewed from your mouth.

UFFGHALLO STOP

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ (btdubs)

COUGH. You're bleeding like an anime character, jesus christ.

ectoMycologist

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ (btdubs)

((I'm awake

you punch flint in the stomach

1:09 PM

kneel

@ectoMycologist ))

1:14 PM

Why do you have to go as soon as I wake up )

@ectoMycologist

((ABOUT FELL ASLEEP AGAIN SORRY

More blood comes out.

WHAT THE FCUGK

1:42 PM

You aren't fighting back because you're not gonna hurt him.

you go to throw another punch

1:43 PM

you stop dead in your tracks as your other hand is holding your other hand

1:44 PM

(we can talk to him INSTEAD)

1:45 PM

in another gust of wind, Ufallo turns back to normal

>

1:46 PM

ill. just tell xaonii youre fine.

(talk to me)

what am i supposed to say (edited)

1:47 PM

"you kicked my ass sorry for yelling at you earlier?"

(I'm scared of you)

You wipe the blood off your chin.

1:48 PM

ditto.

a gust of wind brings flint to the bed

1:49 PM

(can we work this out) :(

1:51 PM

the aura around Ufallo was there before. But it's like he can control it almost

(( @ectoMycologist AUGHH

(SORRY)

You sit down.

1:53 PM

sure. dont do that again please

(I broke down)

do you have any paper towels in here because uh .. yknow what ill just show you

1:54 PM

You move your hand out of the way of your missing eye.

that happened.

(EEK!!)

The blood pooled in the socket again, creating a weird well of blood pouring from it.

(put that away) :(

You drop your tuft of hair back where it was

1:56 PM

sorry.

1:57 PM

got into another fight with that lady.

(can you apologize for yelling at me and .. stuff) (You scared me a lot)

1:57 PM

(nobody even cared to check on me... I feel hated here)

.. well i dont want that to be the case

1:57 PM

im sorry for. freaking the fuck out earlier and taking it out on you

1:58 PM

you didnt deserve that, nor did i need to take it out on you like i did

(thank you...)

your friend tried to heal me but it didnt work. its why im still bleeding and i think the life thing stunted my healing on accident.

(life player?)

witch of life i think masumi was it

(she was a rot player)

// it's funny because the life aspect IS what stunted flint's healing but it wasn't masumi

gross.

2:02 PM

You scratch at your chest.

2:02 PM

Bullet holes.

(you should go sleep in your room)

2:02 PM

(rest helps)

you should too. but not in here its cold and dank

2:03 PM

literally massive petri dish of a room dude, come on

2:03 PM

You stand up, your back popping.

(I'm sorry)

2:04 PM

you float out of your room

you're- fine.

2:04 PM

You walk out.

You didn't even know about this place when you first came, so you just. Go lay down on UFALLO's old bed.

// damn flint didn't even look outside

// :)

You wake up, on a mission.

DOOF. You flop onto UFALLO'S OLD BED.

FOUNDHIMfoundHIMFOUNDhimfoundhim

// AAAAND pause for the night

// @DreamilyDrifting @ectoMycologist

// AH RIGHT

// i want pluto to walk up in a second but i don't wanna interrupt whatever's going on

You violently shake his body.

3:04 PM

WAKEUPwakeupWAKEUPwakeup

whatwhATWHAT

You throw him down.

3:07 PM

I HAVE REACHED AN end

3:07 PM

WHAT YOU said.

3:07 PM

IT IS true

oh uh s-

3:07 PM

??

MY hope.

3:08 PM

IT DOES NOT EXIST

3:08 PM

...

3:08 PM

IT no longer EXISTS

3:08 PM

BECAUSE

3:08 PM

YOU

oh god dammit

DESTROYED IT

3:08 PM

You approach the CAPTOR.

3:08 PM

AND FOR THIS CRIME

3:09 PM

YOU ARE SENTENCED TO

3:09 PM

Death.

@DreamilyDrifting

HOLY TRINITY: 3d20 (1, 17, 18) + 5 Total: 41

(what even was the counter class for that

3:10 PM

(does a 15 hit?? what

(counter by doing the same roll

3:10 PM

( 3d20

@ectoMycologist

Result: 3d20 (14, 2, 8) + 5 Total: 29

Well.

You raise your hand to the sky, your first three fingers glowing with holy light. Three beams, the HOLY TRINITY, fire outward towards the CAPTOR.

Flint is hit twice.

YOU... YOUyouYOUyouYOU HAVE DESTROYED MY hope

@ectoMycologist

BARRIER JAIL: 1d20 (7) + 5 Total: 12

YOUyouYOUyouYOUwillDIE

You create a transparent, albeit weak cube around MICHAEL.

(pretend it was dream flint

CALM YOUR TITS GOD DAMN

@DreamilyDrifting

THE FATHER: 1d20 (1) + 3 Total: 4

Damn!

You struggle, bashing your body against the barrier, unleashing a beam from your index finger, THE FATHER.

3:14 PM

You struggle for nothing.

3:14 PM

I HAVE WASTED MY LIFE FOR YOU TO DESTROY THE LAST HOPE

3:14 PM

WHAT LEFT IS THERE FOR ME? NOTHING

@DreamilyDrifting

THE SON: 1d20 (7) + 5 Total: 12

You wave your hand in the air, a beam extending outward from your middle finger, THE SON. It forms cracks in the barrier.

3:16 PM

I HAVE NOTHING!!!

@ectoMycologist

Strengthen Barrier: 1d20 (4) + 5 Total: 9

YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!

The cracks barely fix themselves.

WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK BEFORE YOU ACT I DONT KNOW

BY THE POWERS GRANTED TO ME D i v i n e , I WILL END YOUR REIGN OF SUFFERING

@DreamilyDrifting

HOLY SPIRIT: 1d20 (7) + 6 Total: 13

You outstretch your ring finger, releasing a blazing burst of holy light unto the barrier, the HOLY SPIRIT, shattering it.

@ectoMycologist

Self-barrier: 1d20 (16) + 5 Total: 21

You successfully make what can only be described as a hardlight shield.

WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME!!! WHY!!! WHY!?!? (edited)

I'm going to die

BECAUSE YOU ARE FIGHTING FOR A CAUSE THAT PROBABLY NEVER EXISTED.

3:25 PM

THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAID EARLIER.

3:25 PM

DESCRIBE TO ME WHAT THE HOPE IS BESIDES A FEW VAGUE SENTENCES.

THE HOPE THAT WILL END THE APOCALYPSE, THE HOPE THAT RULES OVER REALITY, THE HOPE BORN OF THE FIRST GUARDIAN ANGEL THAT FELL, THE HOPE THAT YOU HAVE SHATTERED!!!

3:35 PM

The room is filled with a blazing, burning light. Echoing screams ring throughout the meteor. A cacophonous symphony of angels crying out and screaming for the end is heard within everyone's very souls. Michael charges GOD'S WRATH.

// @ectoMycologist

WELL THE APOCALYPSE ISNT GONNA FUCKING END. IT MIGHT GET BETTER, BUT ITS NOT GONNA END.

(its gonna be so funny when michael realizes hes been fighting the hope the whole time

// LITERALLY

3:41 PM

// Michael is actually at his most impressionable now. Do your thing

M-

You thought.

MAYBE, MAYBE IM THE HOPE.

3:42 PM

IM TRYING MY BEST TO GET EVERYONE OUT OF A MESS I CREATED. MY OTHER BODY IS ON ITS WAY T-

Your voice was cracking. You were about to cry.

IM SORRY. MY OTHER BODY IS ON ITS WAY TO TALK TO SOMEONE THAT CAN HOPEFULLY HELP ME PUT AN END TO ALL OF THIS.

3:42 PM

IM SORRY FOR KILLING YOUR HOPE. IM SORRY FOR CAUSING THE APOCALYPSE

3:43 PM

IM. sorry.

Your barrier broke. You're so tired of the fighting.

You...

3:43 PM

...

You began to sob. You don't know what to do anymore. If he's gonna kill you, you might as well let him do it.

!?!?

3:44 PM

This, this is all wrong, he should, he should be fighting you, he's...

im just.. so tired.

For the first time in his life... Michael can hear Them clearly.

3:45 PM

He is the hope.

knock knock

GOD'S WRATH retreats.

3:46 PM

You stand in front of the LAST HOPE.

Your teary gaze met MICHAEL's

..

You stood in front of the WHITE BISHOP.

(edited)

Clapping.

...?

aww! what a heartwarming moment

3:48 PM

Pluto(?)'s cheesy smile drops.

3:49 PM

as if i didn't tell you the same thing ten minutes ago.

3:49 PM

how's the last son doing over there, huh?

Snff.

who the fuck are you

oh you really can't guess who i am?

3:49 PM

i would've thought you could see right through me, especially with that eye of yours.

3:50 PM

have you looked in the mirror lately?

Both eyes are present in this body.

just here recently on th-the cruise why

that left eye of yours. haven't you noticed its iris?

3:51 PM

it's not red anymore, is it?

>

3:51 PM

im sorry its what

Dream-Flint's left eye glows green.

my eyes have always been red what are you-

she's seeing riiight through you, buddy.

> get me something reflective

demeter!!

Dream-Flint's left eye glows green.

Not even in the same way as that Green Sun stuff, but rather, the iris has been turned green.

Pluto(?) holds up the surface of her chainsaw.

you better not turn that on while its near my face

((burrrp can Clyde walk in here or do I have to wait

// definitely wait

You raise your HAIR TUFT. Clear as day, your left eye is green now.

((aight

((yeah

// this seems way too important

// interact with the guys in the living room

she's watching you, buddy.

no fucking way its not even like my iris when i go all freaky its Green.

3:53 PM

like stark granny smith apple green

what did you think her eating your eye did?

3:53 PM

what, you think it was just for kicks? no purpose?

i thought it was something she got off to i didnt think it was for anything

idiot.

wow thanks

you can't hide anything from her now.

demeter!!

// interact with the guys in the living room

((wanting Clyde to talk to flint

man you don't even know who i aaaaam

3:56 PM

Pluto(?) starts laughing.

no i dont

3:58 PM

we have never met

snrk

you did WANT to though

4:01 PM

take a guess who i am. go on. guess.

my dad iono im fuckin spitballing here

4:01 PM

christian god when i asked for proof

4:02 PM

okay fuck off just tell me who you are

Pluto(?) revs her chainsaw.

4:03 PM

ZERO ZERO MOTHERFUCKING TWO, BABY!!

You jump backwards.

WAIT THE GUY THAT HANNAH SAID WAS COOL???

4:04 PM

THATS YOU??

oh hannah has NO fucking clue what i'm like

then what ARE you like

thea's a bitch

4:05 PM

but DAMN you're not great either

dont have to tell me twice. damn

i've been watching you, kid

if i had a nickel for how many times ive heard someone's watching me

4:08 PM

id have 5 nickels

4:08 PM

which isnt much but its weird it happened 5 times

You can barely move your body.

unearned self-confidence... "massive ego boost" from the title of lord of space...

4:08 PM

you haven't even been around the incipisphere.

4:08 PM

first thing you did when you woke up on derse was come here

trust me the self confidence is a mask the ego is the one layer of untempered glass between me and a total psychotic break

uh huh.

4:09 PM

kid, you know nothing about this game.

4:10 PM

and i figure, why let you walk around in that body of yours, prancing around like you own the place, when you've done NOTHING to actually continue the game?

actually im sorta doing that right now where do you think my other body is

on a cruise or something, it's hard to keep up with

and wheres that cruise headed

point stands that fuckin' hannah and thea had to figure that shit out for you

4:11 PM

you did nothing.

4:11 PM

just got lucky.

well what do you want me to do look up a tutorial for an unseen version of the game

could've explored derse

4:12 PM

could've looked shit up on the news

4:12 PM

but don't worry you won't have to do any of that soon enough

4:13 PM

002, in Pluto's body, walks up to Derse-Flint.

4:13 PM

tell me, flint.

(is this how we're doing "vlint"

1

002 puts a hand on Flint's soldier.

(is this it

// no that's wrath

4:13 PM

// this is separate

(oh duh

what do you think my power is

wasnt it uh something with your mind

4:13 PM

seems to be a theme with you guys

possession.

4:14 PM

002 jumps bodies!

// michael's heartwarming reunion with his messiah figure interrupted by family drama

You cannot move your body. You struggle, choking and coughing, trying to scream.

4:15 PM

No, no, no, no, NO!

Pluto collapses on the floor.

4:15 PM

what the fuck

...hope...

4:16 PM

...GCHGHACK,,

mike are-

4:16 PM

are you alright

...HOPE!

// @demeter!!

// sorry back

4:18 PM

Flint feels like he's falling asleep again.

>

4:19 PM

DOOF.

He falls down.

4:19 PM

Soon, they rise back up.

oh man does this body feel sick

// that icon doesnt work actually

lots of memories here

4:21 PM

mike my man

4:21 PM

002 slaps Michael on the back.

4:21 PM

how we doing bud

The slap is enough to send Michael unconscious. He used all of his energy charging GOD'S WRATH.

damn these hands are strong

4:23 PM

or incel boy over there is weak

002: Gently tuck Michael into bed.

Nah, fuck that shit.

4:25 PM

You've gotta get going.

002: Get going.

1:01 AM

// @demeter!!

shes playing stray

// im gaming

// gamer gf...

002: DO SOMETHING!!!

5:17 PM

// @demeter!!

// oh this is what the ping aas

5:18 PM

// 002 already left

// ohh

Tyler chokes.

2:06 AM

Well. That's not good.

Fucking finally.

2:08 AM

Wait, where are we?

Tyler, explore the room.

2:09 AM

pick up the drawings on the ground, tyler

((fuck it I'm tired. Ufallo lore

ANYWAY. Thanks for saving my ass there, rich boy. How'd you get over here from the cruise so fast?

Hold on shut up Thea just died.

2:10 AM

... And she's alive again. Cool.

Oh wow okay so crazy

2:10 AM

What did someone say her name or something like that

Tyler. Please. At least look at the drawing?

He can't hear you, champ.

Stop talking to voices in your head

Alice. look at the drawing?

Unless you respond to Monthoya I will not listen

2:13 AM

What is even up with that naming scheme anyway what so Monthoya about that

2:13 AM

Alice absentmindedly picks up the drawing.

(edited)

It's definitely Montoya last time I checked.

IT LITERALLY SAYS MONTHOYA

Alice: Wow, fuckhead. Stop talking to yourself.

Am I feeling okay?

You tell me

2:16 AM

Hey Tyler respond

What is it man I'm busy examining these drawings

one drawing shows that.. green alien you two saw a bit of

OH MY GOD THATS SO mutant?

<-- Full of pilk

HEHEH

another one is a simple drawing of itself. It has writing on its back

2:21 AM

"i have realized that i get angry easily, the lack of cool i have has lead to me hurting my friend, Keysei. He ran and cried into the deep forest where he comes from. Im sorry keysei."

Who the fuck is Keysei?

... How... ingrained are you with the rest of the cruise ship guys?

Dude I barely know anyone.

And you left that to go to normie central? Dude, how did you even become a vampire?

one last drawing is there, with writing on its back

2:25 AM

"i have found out, that me and keysei are mutants. I have found out. We are sib██████

2:25 AM

the rest of the text is unreadable. the paper is very old.

Snrk. I thought that guy was a completely different species.

2:26 AM

Like, Snails, Slugs. Makes sense right? Tyler? Tyler??

theres. one more drawing

The... The little guys that scoot around?

its ripped.

You're telling me this green guy shrinks in contact with salt?

More like fly. Something something god-tier.

What?

2:28 AM

Alice what the fuck are you talking about?

That was my reaction too! But these guys follow Flint around like hes their salvation. I don't even get it. At least the human gods have a reason...

What?????????

Man you are really behind.

its one more drawing. it reads on the back. "im sorry for the outburst"

Can't you access my memories or something? Through Thea?

> its one more drawing. it reads on the back. "im sorry for the outburst" attachment

@??? (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump I don't understand what's going on here

2:31 AM

I don't understand who any of these people are.

It's like. They used to be siblings and then knocked each others heads hard enough to forget that.

2:31 AM

If we see them (we will) we can hold it over them

2:31 AM

This room belonged to the one in those blue pajamas

2:31 AM

The other one is in the meteor right now

Alice: why did they fight then?

((huh

// OH THEY LIKE IN THE PICTURES

If you had to wager a guess, it would be the anger issues. Must’ve… wait

2:37 AM

Hey Tyler, what do you think their mutation is?

2:37 AM

Shells? Heh.

there's an old journal on a desk there, too

2:38 AM

do you wish to read it?

// @demeter!! daww

Alice what the fuck are you talking about

Whatever

3:29 PM

Hey do you have a breath mint? Or well anything for my throat

Do I look like a person who just carries mints around?

Absol-fucking-utely

Tyler grumbles and pulls out a mint, begrudgingly handing it to Alice.

Thank you.

3:32 PM

Alice pops it in her mouth and begins chewing.

W... Why are you CHEWING?

I thought you chewed these, right?

No you SUCK.

Suck on my dick

Okay! SCHHKLIRROKLRKOK

Wait you have one?

I have one?

She has one?

// HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

No i lost it in the war

Damn that sucks.

JUST LIKE US! AYYY

Dude I'm like so close to telling you to kill yourself.

Alice finger guns at Tyler.

3:35 PM

Me too!!

Barely an inch away. Which is about how long your dick was before you lost it.

Alice punches Tyler with her chainfisted hand.

He blocks with his hand. It still gets through but... Doesn't pierce his torso.

3:36 PM

I've already got enough blood on my suit.

Good

3:39 PM

Alice puts down her hand.

3:39 PM

You still haven’t said how you got here.

Flew.

On fucking what? Wings??

Tyler floats in the air.

…. You too huh

Alice does as well.

Oh. I can’t do that.

3:41 PM

Do you have a maximum limit or…

It's telekinesis.

3:42 PM

So this is requiring a lot of focus.

3:42 PM

Even the slightest--

3:42 PM

The seal on Pluto activates. Alice and Tyler hit the floor.

3:42 PM

Hoo boy. Who the fuck is casting spells on Pluto?

Ouch. Is that seriously a question? Who else do we know can cast spells?

She's not here though.

Wait shit. Do you even know that Pluto is here?

She’ve been using YOUR bank account on the robot ordering thousands of pizzas.

3:44 PM

And jetpacks. Which aren’t here yet for some reason.

3:45 PM

Strange.

3:45 PM

See this is why I didn’t want you here. Too many Baruas in one place!

Tyler: Is it really smart to leave your sister hanging around that other incantation bound?

Well, we know our sisters. Isn’t that right, Tyler Barua?

What?

3:47 PM

Is that supposed to be some sort of revelation?

3:48 PM

. . . Wait.

3:48 PM

Which sister?

// @hades :NOW:

3:51 PM

// NOWWWWW

3:51 PM

// I'M HOLDING UP THE HALLWAY CONVO FOR THE FUNNY

// HEHEHEHE

Is that supposed to be some sort of revelation?

@Tyler R.M. Barua (@demeter!!) - jump Let’s just say that the security footage on buses is pretty clear.

Tyler throws Alice through the wall.

Regardless, I was almost tempted to call you funeral boy the first time aROUND

the journal was left untouched, maybe, it was for the better.

Katie floats above Ufallo's bed, laying down in the air.

11:54 PM

It's nice to be back here.

11:54 PM

It's familiar.

Wow this room is really messed up from last time

11:54 PM

Who’s gonna fix that hole in the wall?

speaking of familiarity, there's also a lot wrong. Hey, what's with that journal, Katie.

Katie notices the journal while floating around the room, and picks it up.

12:02 AM

Are you seriously about to snoop into that poor boy's life? Come on... That's just downright messed up! You would never do something like thayou open the journal.

// @Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Ubura 18th, 916 My body has been bubbling with rage for a while now. I can't go outside without seeing every single slug as a prey. Something to eat, something to kill. Why am I like this? Who am I? What am I? I'm sorry for this god. I'm so lonely now, I haven't spoken to my friends for a month. But something speaks to me. Something that wants me to kill everyone.

12:09 AM

do you wish to turn the page?

(( @DreamilyDrifting

Wow. Cool story he's writing. A bit angst-heavy, though. You turn the page.

Ubura 57th, 916 i feel better, ive been forcing myself to eat cucumbers. My hair has grown so much that i had to cut it. Im going back out, the feeling for the flesh of others is a craving i now always have and will have to get used to, but i must suppress my emotions

Hmm.

Florana 3rd, 916 I dont feel like using this book anymore, its littered with memories of my violent nature. Im gonna play a game with my friends today, and im joyus about it! keysei wanted to play, but masumi said there wasnt room for them. I felt bad so I bought another copy for him! I hope the games fun, its called Sburb. Its so cool looking

12:18 AM

the journal ended there, or maybe, the remaining pages were gone

...Huh. Maybe this is real.

12:18 AM

Well, it seems he's gotten over that shit.

12:19 AM

You're done worrying about other people's problems.

something mechanical scans something in the corner

Whatevs. You're bored.

12:20 AM

You fly out.

you open the door. The room has changed fundamentally

?

it's now perfect. Lit up. Perfect for the two

6:34 AM

this is your room you two. Have fun

t-thank you Clint

“yo thanks bro”

you give the two steaks, it's a 5 star meal.

6:36 AM

you place it on the table in the room, and smile

“damn man, where’d you get all this shit?”

I'm talented

6:37 AM

eat up you two, and continue to enjoy your stay

6:37 AM

he walks out, smiling

you are chomping down

“he was so nice what” Ypu begin eating as well. “Usually when I fuck on other people’s beds they attack me or somethin”

at least we have our own room babe.

6:39 AM

nom. Nom nom

“uh… yeah that’s cool” To be honest, you’d rather be outside right now.

want to go outs1de after th1s?

“please”

alr1ght!

6:44 AM

you stare at Juliusz happily, but deep inside you feel an urge of self awareness. You can tell he.. really is blunt and selfish, but you still love him. You just stare and eat as you kick your legs with every bite

….

6:45 AM

You just eat.

what would you want to do outs1de

“i dunno”

6:47 AM

“wanna like fight or somethin”

fight?! What is he thinking... You.. don't want to hurt him

6:47 AM

sure.

6:50 AM

...

6:51 AM

you st1nk dude

“no I don’tttttt”

(he does)

take a shower why don't ya

“hehe, sure, if you’ll join me..”

maybee

“where even are the showers”

theres a bathroom in the room

“oh shit… hey wanna follow me”